Life Lessons I Learned from My Dog

It's been over a week now since my beautiful, caring companion, Gabriel passed away; he was the most kickass dog in the world. Not only did he absolutely love adventuring around with me and getting…

Every Girl I Have Dated Has Cheated On…

I put off writing an article like this for a long time. I didn't want to get too personal about things, and I quite honestly didn't want to re-live some of these experiences. However, after…

Band Guy: From DIY To Douchebag

[caption id="attachment_1492" align="aligncenter" width="550"] via mostlypublicradio.org[/caption] The term Band Guy has lost all of its fabled glory. What was once a prestigious term to describe a lifestyle that most have only read about in mythological…

Vegas Girls: Are They Really That Bad?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that all women in Las Vegas fit the stereotype, but about 60% of Vegas Girls wouldn't hesitate to come home and give their boyfriend a kiss on the…

Airport Nightmares: Inside The Labyrinth of the Lost…

[caption id="attachment_1290" align="aligncenter" width="550"] via thebestpictureproject.wordpress.com[/caption] There comes a time in this glorious life when one must travel by means of air, and endure the many euphoric pleasures that this wonderful experience brings. If you…

Leading By Example: How My Boss Has Influenced…

[caption id="attachment_1251" align="aligncenter" width="550"] via forum.bodybuilding.com[/caption] I've worked just about every kind of job there is. I've literally had to scrub the shit off of a grocery store's bathroom (fun fact, it was in the…

Cat Lady: My E-Harmony Experience

For some reason, I feel a little ashamed of admitting this, but it's 2015, who hasn't taken technology where it shouldn't go? I tried an "E-Harmony" free weekend. I'll admit it, I was desperate. I…